It’s Friday, so I’m going to hold off posting anything that requires thought. Well, deep thought, anyway. After 14+ years of reading The Onion (America’s Finest News Source), this remains my favorite article: Immigration Officials Beef Up U.S.-Mexican Border With Pure Beef. And this was over a decade before President Bush tried to push comprehensive immigration reform! The Onion had it solved — all they had to do is look in the right place.
As usual, read the whole thing. Believe me, it’s worth it:
EL PASO, TX—In an effort to beef up security measures along the U.S.-Mexican border, the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service announced Monday that the border will soon be fortified with 1,200 miles of pure beef.