And Now For Something Completely Different

From the Plants vs Zombies band:

Sunflower: There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
We don’t want Zombies on the lawn.

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You wanna bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of the one who planted me here!
I’m just a sunflower, but see me power an entire infantry!
You like the taste of brains, we don’t like Zombies.

Zombie One: I used to play football! (Play football!)
Zombie Two: Road cones protect my head! (Cone on his head!)
Zombie Three: I have a screen-door shield! (Screen-door shield!)
All Zombies: We are the undead!

Sunflower: There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
We don’t want Zombies on the lawn.

Maybe it’s time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol!
You’re dead so it doesn’t matter,
Instead we’ll use this solar power
To make a lawn defense at any hour!

Zombie Four: I like your tricycle! (Tricycle!)
Zombie Five: There’s butter on my head! (On his head!)
Zombie Dolphin: I’m gonna eat your brains! (Your mom doesn’t know!)
All Zombies: We are the undead!

Sunflower: There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
There’s a Zombie on your lawn!
We don’t want Zombies on the lawn.

Heh. Butter.

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